Got myself an iPhone, mothafuckaaaaas!
shit, I have so much homework
blaggot: boys are so hot I am so homosexual
Woah I got some new followers. I promise I’ll check out all of your blogs tomorrow when I’m on the computer! (I’m phoneblogging at the moment) PS- Some of you are really attractive, it makes me happy :) Oh and talk to me because I can still reply to asks on my gay ass phone :*
trying to go get food but realizing the heat from the laptop has fused your legs together
garfieldtits: i don’t like very many people anymore so if i like you congrats
someone teach me how to be a traditional outgoing happy gay guy
cockstreetboys: guess who’s still single…………………………………….
I. WANT. AN. IPHONE.
nucleur: someone punch me in the mouth with your lips
9/10 scientists agree, you should fuck me